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Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Portugal’s Favourite Film

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on July 23, 2010

One in seven Portuguese people have seen Lord of the G-Strings

The most successful film at the Portuguese box office is the historical epic Lord of the G-Strings – The Femaleship of the String, directed in 2003 by Terry West. Praised for its documentary realism and epic battle scenes, the film struck a particular chord with the audiences of Lisbon, where the film played continually for over over four years, with star Misty Mundae being a regular guest on local TV quiz shows.

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The World’s Sexiest Woman

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on July 22, 2010

Hylda Baker, Sex Goddess

Actress and pop star Hylda Baker has topped FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World list for the third year running. This is despite her dying in 1986.

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The Pope Is A Former Male Stripper

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on December 4, 2009

Chippendales

The Pope (right) with former colleagues

Pope Benedict XVI is a former Chippendales dancer.

During the late 1970’s and 1980’s, Pope Benedict  – real name Joseph Ratzinger – danced under the name ‘Stallion’ with the popular US-based male strip troupe, performing across the world. In a 1987 interview, he boasted of bedding over 1000 women in an interview for Playgirl, where he was also photographed nude.

He was fired from the group in 1989, after a hardcore gay porn film came to light, featuring the future Pope as Johnny Thruster. Although he denied the actor shown was him, the scandal cost him his job.

After an unsuccessful acting career under the name Joey Ratz, he eventually drifted into the Catholic church in 1992, attracted by the gaudy costumes.

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The World’s Greatest Lover

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on November 26, 2009

Jimmy Cricket, the World's Greatest Lover

And there's more - in his pants

The title of World’s Greatest Lover is often open to debate, but most experts agree that it is Irish comedian Jimmy Cricket, 64, who is estimated to have bedded over 10,000 women, beating Bernard Manning’s record by an astonishing 10,000. Cricket, who currently lives in a Hollywood mansion surrounded by teenage models, puts his success down to his sensitivity and romantic nature. And a very large penis.

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TV’s First Gay Kiss

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on November 26, 2009

Lord Reith, horror star and gay icon

Hello Big Boy!

The first gay kiss on British television occurred in 1936, when BBC founder Lord Reith – previously the star of silent horror classic Nosferatu – and cockney comic Max Miller engaged in a graphic five minute smooch during the controversial show Gracie Fields’ Fist of Fun. However, all copies of the show – alongside the equally ground-breaking Wee Frolics – were wiped during a purge in the 1950’s.

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