The Big Book of Lies

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    Impress your friends and startle your enemies with a never-ending* series of incredible facts, figures and news reports, all of which are COMPLETELY UNTRUE! Why waste time on the truth when complete rubbish is so much more interesting?

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    With thanks and credit to Monty Python and The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies (p.74, The Brand New Monty Python Bok), which amused me immensely as a teenager and eventually helped inspire the site you are reading now. Not an ENTIRELY wasted youth then.

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Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Christmas is Over

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on January 14, 2010

We’re back from our extended Festive break. Praise the Lord and look out for more exciting untruths coming soon!


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A Short Break

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on December 13, 2009

The Big Book of Lies’ editorial team has been away, unexpectedly called to hunt starfish in Guatemala. We’re now back – bruised, bloodied but unbowed – and normal service will resume tomorrow. We thank you.

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The Weekly Round Up

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on December 6, 2009

Catch up on any amazing non-facts you might have missed!

Bananas – the silent killer

The Biggest Ever Gig

Famous First Drafts

Giant Lizards vs New York

Latvian Old Schoolers

Norah Jones and Ivor the Engine

Nosferatu was part of the British Government

The Pope is a Former Male Stripper

The Royal Family are Aliens

Something for the Weekend

The Tinky Winky BBC Massacre

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Britain’s Favourite Pet – the Dung Beetle

Posted by Arthur St John Bodysnatcher on November 26, 2009

Britain's Favourite Pet - the Dung Beetle

Every home should have one!

For the third year in a row, the Dung Beetle is Britain’s most popular pet, with one in three homes having at least one of the industrious little creatures. Reasons cited for their popularity include the fact that they are easy to keep, affectionate and quiet. They are especially popular with the elderly and the incontinent.

The four other pets to rank highly this year are fleas, really big and aggressive dogs, Leprechauns and Belgians.

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